The 12 Days of
Divorce
By: KK
Copyright @2002
*Sing to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas...you know the
partridge in a pear
tree song...
On the first day of Christmas, my ex-husband gave to me,
A stress induced brain injury.
On the second day of Christmas, my ex-husband gave to me,
Two bounced checks and a stress induced brain injury.
On the third day of Christmas, my ex-husband gave to me,
Three straight jackets, two bounced checks and a stress induced brain injury.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my ex-husband gave to me,
Four restraining orders, three straight jackets, two bounced checks and a stress
induced brain injury.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my ex-husband gave to me,
Five more excuses, four restraining orders, three straight jackets, two bounced
checks and a stress induced brain injury.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my ex-husband gave to me,
Six over due bills, five more excuses, four restraining orders, three straight
jackets, two bounced checks and a stress induced brain injury.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my ex-husband gave to me,
Seven pointless arguments, six over due bills, five more excuses, four
restraining orders, three straight jackets, two bounced checks and a stress
induced brain injury.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my ex-husband gave to me,
Eight bankruptcies, seven pointless arguments, six over due bills, five more
excuses, four restraining orders, three straight jackets, two bounced checks and
a stress induced brain injury.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my ex-husband gave to me,
Nine gray hairs, eight bankruptcies, seven pointless arguments, six over due
bills, five more excuses, four restraining orders, three straight jackets, two
bounced checks and a stress induced brain injury.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my ex-husband gave to me,
Ten missed support payments, nine gray hairs, eight bankruptcies, seven
pointless arguments, six over due bills, five more excuses, four restraining
orders, three straight jackets, two bounced checks and a stress induced brain
injury.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my ex-husband gave to me,
Eleven Prozac's, ten missed support payments, nine gray hairs, eight
bankruptcies, seven pointless arguments, six over due bills, five more excuses,
four restraining orders, three straight jackets, two bounced checks and a stress
induced brain injury.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Santa gave to me,
Twelve jurors declaring my innocence in my ex-husbands untimely demise!
