Welcome Back Ms. K!

By: KK
Copyright @2005

It has been awhile since I have written and I am just egotistical enough to believe that everyone has been waiting with baited breath for my return.  Of course, why wouldn't you be? You have nothing better to do than sit around waiting for the rants of an overly opinionated, cynical, self-involved woman.  So because you care so much, I am starting my 2005 rants with an update of the events of my life in the past two years of my absence.  There is good news and bad news. Of course the bad news is just down right great fucking gossip! So I will skip through the good news quickly.

It is well documented on this site that I was diagnosed with cancer in 2002.  I received a tremendous amount of support from everyone out there in cyberville and it is greatly appreciated.  To date, I am healthy and although I am not cancer free I feel phenomenal!  I have finally found a competent doctor whose intentions are not to try and kill me. 

One of the reasons I quit writing for the web site was because I went back to college to finish my degree in Criminal Justice.  I am pleased to announce that in two weeks I will be a 37 year old graduate. Which puts my retirement at about 108 years old.  I take great pride in knowing that I will have a useless official document that states that not only am I college educated, but I am also one of the oldest living graduates ever.

Enough with the good news.  Let's move on to the gossip! This is where I will update some of the past personal stories from this site.  This is the fun part, because these updates will prove the enormous amount of stupidity that motivates me to keep on ranting.

My mother's other daughter...a.k.a...my sister.  The story began with "Convict in the Family" .  Well the convict has been released and has promptly set up house with my sister.  In less than a year she quit her job as a chef and is now pregnant with a little convict.  Her and the big convict have decided to invest all of her money into two financial businesses.  They want to manage other people's money.  Let's rewind here.  He went to prison for robbing a bank and stealing an ATM machine.  Hmmmm....this business should be highly successful!  Don't you think?  Although her and I don't have contact anymore I do have reliable sources that keep me up to date.  I firmly believe in keeping an eye on your enemies.  I do not like surprise attacks, unless of course I am the one doing the attacking. 

Speaking of surprise attacks.  Remember "Rebecca"...a.k.a.."Tinker Bell?"  Let's refresh your memory.  Friends for twenty years. Godmother to my kids.  Doting friend and supporter.  Overnight, turns into backstabbing, throw me under the bus wench. She decides that she can only handle one child...her own, and she doesn't know how to, "deal with cancer."  Needless to say, that joke of a friendship is over.  She and my mother's other daughter frequent an establishment that they know I frequent, for the sheer possibility that they may run into my kids and I.  "Big mistake" is an understatement.  Remember that comment about keeping your enemies close?  These idiots actually believe that I will welcome them with open arms and not restraining orders.

Remember daddy dearest? "Finding Dad".   Let's refresh.  Did not know dad until I was 24.  He claims he never knew I existed.  Big, happy, emotional meeting....Oprah moment!  Gave me away at my wedding.  Loved his grandkids.  Doting father and husband.  The daddy I always wanted.  He is well aware that I not only have a hobby with genealogy, but I am also fascinated and well adept at performing background checks.  Throughout the whole ten years that I had a relationship with him, Daddy is oh, so helpful with my research into finding not only his birth family, but also his adoptive family (which he "lost" contact with).  Daddy underestimates his little girl and I find out what a naughty boy he really is.  Long story short (I will write an article on this one!), daddy AWOL from Viet Nam.  Daddy abandons his doting mom, sister and brother and alcoholic father.  Daddy runs around impregnating a 17 year old girl (my egg donor) and God knows who else. Daddy runs from the law, the military, the truth and changes his identity.  Daddy is in his 50's and still thinks the FBI gives two shits about his whereabouts.  God only knows where my ego comes from!! Dumb ass daddy bitches me out when confronted with this "secret" information that I honestly would not let affect our relationship (I did not know him then!) and he takes the reins and cuts off all communication with my kids and I.  He is incredibly concerned with the new knowledge that I have obtained and how I could ruin his pathetic life.  Little does he know what I am capable of.  Long version later.

This is the basic update from the last two years, because I know that everyone cares what happens in my life.  I have been so wrapped up in school and writing assignments that are "politically correct" that my juices are overflowing to get back to the heart and soul of Ms. K.

Welcome back to me!!