Cloning Idiots
by: KK
Copyright @2001

Exactly what would cloning do for this world?

Let's start with overpopulation. We have about a couple trillion people in this world already and even if you put them all together, not one intelligent brain do they make. Some idiot has decided that there are not enough unwanted children in this world and that the average man and woman are not capable of breeding on their own. Countries are not starving and dying from incurable diseases. People are not killing each other in wars over oil, land and the price of a brick in Peoria. Therefore, we shall make more people that we are not able to feed, clothe, house or employ. Somebody shoot the scientist.

Who will decide who gets cloned? The parent that wants the perfect child, because the first ten weren't perfect? The family who's poodle died and they so want to reincarnate Fi-Fi? The government because they want the perfect President? (The closest they'll get to that is Bill Clinton, at least he smoked pot and got blow jobs...that's shows some quality human traits). How about your average drug addict? We could always use a few more of those. People on welfare...at least their smart enough to know that the more kids they pump out the more free money they get. Maybe the average scientist because of course they are college educated and they know best. You would think that they were smart enough to realize that this world doesn't need anymore idiots and it should be legal to shoot them on sight.

Who decides who would be the perfect specimen to clone? Scientists didn't really accomplish much cloning a sheep. What the hell does a sheep do? Eat, sleep and shit. What if they accidentally cloned another Charles Manson? Ted Bundy? The asshole that blew up Oklahoma? Their families were normal and had no idea their children would turn out to be criminals. What if they requested to have a family member cloned? That would double the Manson's, Bundy's and McVeigh's. Frightening, isn't it? How would you know that this person doesn't turn out to be the next Hitler? Who takes responsibility for that? I'm sure the scientists would say it was a freak of nature, it was an accident. Picking your nose in public is a freak of nature. Running someone over with a semi is an accident. Cloning people is stupid.

There is absolutely no reason, other than selfishness, to clone people. How selfish can a person be to decide that they want what they consider to be the perfect child? Take what you get and love it, warts, retardation and all. Don't give the excuse that one of your kids died young and you want him with you again, or that you had a miscarriage and really miss the fetus. The child and the fetus were not meant to live. Get pregnant again, adopt or rescue a cat.

I love my children, but I can't wait until they move out. If I wanted more, I would have gotten pregnant like normal people. Instead I was smart and tied my tubes (yes, I did it myself....one of those sailor knots). Why would I clone two kids that talk back, fight and don't eat their dinner?

As far as cloning the dog, all he does is eat, sleep, shit and chew up anything not bigger than him. All my dogs have done that....why would I want more?

As tax payers we have better things to pay for than cloning more tax payers. Ahhh, there lies the real truth. The more the government clones, the more money it rapes the clones for.