Dating Diaries
By: KK
Copyright @2002
Due to my pending divorce I am now back on the dating scene. No particular
reason, other than to humor myself with the male species. I am not a bar or club
kling-on so one of my very best friends has taken it upon herself to make sure
that I have a social life...dangerous or not. I love her to pieces, but
providing dating services is not one of her better talents...I told her to not
quit her day job.
I do have to take the blame where the blame is due...not all of my unfortunate
dates have come via my friend. On the days when I leave my common sense sitting
on top of the refrigerator I have been known to meet some outstandingly
obnoxious pricks. Although I claim to be highly intelligent, when it comes to
men it usually takes me about 48 hours to realize that my IQ was momentarily
buried at the bottom of the septic tank.
There are several things to keep in mind when you read my Dating Diaries:
1. I have cancer. Normally my social life would be rocking and rolling every
weekend. So it's a little slow right now. But not totally dead.
2. I'm bald...thanks to cancer. According to Vogue, bald is not in this season.
I do have a beautiful Pamela Anderson wig and it attracts loads of men and rats
looking for a nest. I hate it. But vanity forces me to wear it and I pray that a
big gust of wind doesn't come along and whip it down the street.
3. The young guys are so damn cute and I am so damn old! Ok...34 is not old, but
I am not getting arrested for molesting a 25 year old either.
4. Finally, the one thing that has not changed in the last ten years of being
off the singles scene is that men do not like women with opinions. They only
like breasts and they had better not have an opinion about anything. Just sit
there and look pretty.
I've learned not to tell men about my web site because the few that I have told
are disappointed that it's not a porn site. This type of illiteracy will end
their asses on this site under my Dating Diaries...you could be next.
Stay tuned for more...
