Introduction
by: KK
Copyright @2001

February 23, 2001

Why did I decide to put my life on the web? Insanity runs in my family. Although I've done the genealogy on my family back to the 1500's, I can only trace the insanity back to my mother. Guess it has to start somewhere. Although I would like to break the vicious cycle, the insanity excuse comes in handy when I screw up. It must be a curse. Excuse me while I run and stir my cauldron.

Now my everyday life can be fairly boring. I am what's considered a hyper person. I bounce like Tigger. No vitamins needed, but cocktail hour begins at 5:00 prompt. No I'm not an alcoholic...if I can still spell the word, then I'm not an alcoholic, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!! Stop it now, I'm hearing voices. In a nutshell, yes that's where I live, in a nutshell. What did you expect?

I am a mother of two, a wife of one, a mistress in my dreams, a veterinarian for ummmm, 20 or so various animals, a housekeeper, sex slave, chef and I prefer to be naked....except when it's cold, that makes my nipples hard, which hurts and protrudes through white shirts.

I've had a screwed up, dysfunctional life, just like everyone else. Big whoop. I have zero tolerance for stupid people, yes that might be you...be afraid, be very afraid. Of course I'm not stupid, I'm perfect.....ha, ha, ha, ha....that's the dementia taking over again. Since this is my site I will talk about whatever I feel like talking about. If it bores you, so what. Move on to the next boring, "I have something to say" site. Enough about me, let's talk about me....

This site is pretty much open to anything. So if you are easily offended, don't like swear words, sexual content or your neighbor then you might not want to stick around. Nothing is off topic....