K-Says...Perfect People

I would just like to make the announcement that "I am fucked up". I am the only fucked up person on the planet, so please relieve yourself of the thought that you were the only fucked up person...you're perfect. Everyone else is perfect too. I know this for a fact because all of the perfect people have let me know that because I speak my mind...I am fucked up.

I don't have to reiterate the articles that I have written for this site, but I will hit the highlights. I find humor in most everything. Especially perfect people. So carrying that fact with me, this web site should grow quite large with humorous articles about perfect people. They know who they are. In fact all of the perfect people in my life have had the honor of being written about on this site.

Let me define what a perfect person is: Delusional, free of all drama and issues, blameless, unaccountable for their actions, faultless...my former family and friends.

It's a funny thing, because the perfect people believe that because I am so opinionated, I spend my days telling my kids, my husband and my real friends what to say and what opinions they are allowed to have and not allowed to have. I actually make opinion schedules for them to follow everyday. We have all learned an important lesson from this site...I am the only person that is allowed to have an opinion...so if you actually thought that you were going to have one of your own, then you had better ask me first. Because no one will actually believe that it came from you...it could have only come from the one fucked up person on the planet...me. Where am I going with this article...you ask? Straight to hell according to my perfect ex-friends...by the way I will be in charge of hell when I get there because I will be the only one there.

Did you know that I was well loved, supported and respected when I was younger? I used to be perfect. Did you know that since I have taken all of the negative things in my life and either removed them, made fun of them or changed them, that I am now fucked up and the perfect people have decided that they are too good for me? They don't like the fact that I stand up for my kids and that I allow my kids to have opinions. They don't like the fact that I don't lie, cheat or steal anymore. They are mortified that a federal convict is not allowed in this family. I am despised because my mother was not allowed to be around my children for treating them badly. I am a horrible person for wanting a divorce from a marriage that I worked my ass off to try and make work for over 10 years. God forbid that I turned in my best friend for child abuse. I was slammed for asking the perfect people to celebrate my birthday with me. Oh, and let's not forget that I have cancer and we all know what a sin that is. The perfect people flew out the door like a speeding rocket when they heard that one.

Did you also know that perfect people love to shower me with support, love and kind words? They tell me that I made the right decisions and that they are very proud of me for being such a great mom, friend and for overcoming all of the negative things in my life. Then they laugh at me for believing all the bullshit that they fed me and tell me how selfish I am for actually thinking that they were my friends. I love hypocrites...they are so damn perfect.

My conclusion...fuck the perfect people. At least I know who I am, what I am about, where I am going and what I'm going to do when I get there. I speak my mind and that speaks volumes for the passive, kiss your ass, back-stabbing perfect people. The perfect people can't say that about themselves, because as we all know, it's a full-time job being perfect. If you have a holier than thou, perfect person in your life...just know that eventually in their eyes you too will be fucked up one day.

08.02.05

I must agree with you on "Perfect People." I was just bashed by a so-called friend because I

didn't include her in something not-so important. I apologized because I wish I had included her.

She saw my omission before I did, but didn't make me aware of it until I wanted her to do me a favor.

Well, if those are "perfect people," I'm glad I am as forgetful and not so perfect as I am.

11.16.02

Excuse me??? I and a billion other people don't give a FUCK about what
you say. You are a complete idiot and extremely arrogant to think
otherwise.
Barb R.

K-Says...Your stupidity is excused Barb! But you must luv me just a
teensy bit, because your other billion friends don't spend their precious
time sending me nasty grams.

11.17.02

Dear Barb R.,
I am impressed by all of those adjectives.....unfortunately for YOU,
you're an ignorant loser.....obviously you are jealous that you don't have
the talent that K does, especially in your writing ability proven by your
sample submitted above! If you don't like it, don't read it...but I
think you are more curious than that and will continue clicking on this
website regularly!
P.S. Do you really have "a billion" friends? By the amount of people who
click on the website daily.....it doesn't seem to me that
ALL of your "billion" friends agree.....
Ms. Carter